Homophoneuality can get you into big trouble!
According to a piece in the Salt Lake Tribune, using the
letters h, o, m and then o again – within an educational establishment - can
get you into real trouble however careful you are. This is especially true if
your boss is a complete idiot.
A teacher at an English language school in Provo, Utah,
decided to teach his students about homophones – that is, words that sound the
same but have different spellings and meanings. Examples include ‘bear’ and
‘bare’, or ‘flaw’ and ‘floor’. The teacher posted several examples on his blog (which
presumably had the word ‘homophones’ in the page title) so that the students could
read them and suggest their own examples.
The next day he was called into the principal’s office, to
be shouted at and sacked on the spot. His crime had been to hint that the
school had a gay agenda, because people might get the impression that ‘homos’
were welcome there.
The principal complained that students would not know what a
homophone was – which is a bit strange given that the whole object of the
exercise was to teach them exactly what they were – and they might easily get
confused.
Presumably there were other words that the principal would
not allow his teachers to use, such as ‘homogenous’ and ‘homo sapiens’ – but
this is pure conjecture!
© John Welford
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